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Something to watch: What a way to brush your teeth!
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A puzzle to solve: Bible booksSomething to watch: A great use for fidget spinners!
A holiday puzzle to solve
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Something to watch Video removed. Something to make... and eat! Make some Rainbow toast by making some edible paint! Follow the really simple instructions here: http://www.learnplayimagine.com/2012/03/rainbow-toast.html?m=1 Send me a photo of your creation! Something to laugh at: Some school jokes! These school jokes are from Josiah D. A kid is late for school... and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" The kid says, "Sorry Miss, I slept in." The teacher says, "So... you sleep at home as well as at school!?!" When the boy came home from school with a poor report card, his Dad was actually pleased: "At least we know he didn't cheat during his exams this time!" A principal asks a kid why he did so poorly on his exam. "Sorry Miss, it's because of sickness," said the kid. The principal said, "But you weren't away sick...?" The kid says, "No, but the girl I sit next to was!" Something to watch Fathers' Day! Dads mean Dad jokes! Spend some time exploring this website, and learn all about telling Dad jokes! The website includes special Dad jokes from the KawanaLife community, including jokes from Pastor Dony, Elijah R, and many others! You could even see if your Dad can get an Accreditation Certificate as teller of Dad jokes (see Section 6)! What is your favourite Dad joke? Email me with your favourites! Something to watch (especially for Josiah!) Something to laugh at... next week Did you know that next week is Fathers' Day? Send me some of your best Dad jokes to put in this Pastor Panda page next week. So email your best (worst?) Dad jokes! Here's an example: Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idea... Guess the image, win a prize! Something to watch: This is freaky: balls roll uphill! Something to laugh at Want to share some jokes? Email me! Win a prize: Guess the image
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Something to watch: Funny school lesson! Something to laugh at
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Something to watch: Some of the craziest bikes you'll ever see! Spoonerisms Have you ever heard of a Spoonerism? They were named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner, and occur when the initial sounds of two words are swapped. Some examples:
Email some good Spoonerisms to me at [email protected], and you might win a prize! Something to laugh at
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