Win, win, win! I still have some Pastor-Panda prizes to give away from previous weeks' competitions! See below... Plus here's a new competition to keep you busy during the holidays... Email me a photo of your pet doing something fun or funny! (Probably best if no children's faces appear in the photo...) The prize: A box of chocolates! (Or something else if you can't have chocolates...) Win: Guess the image! Nobody has guessed this image yet. Email me your guesses to win a prize! I may give a hint if you ask nicely... The prize: A box of chocolates! (Or something else if you can't have chocolates...) Win: Solve the riddle! This riddle is from Josiah D: The maker doesn't need it. The buyer doesn't use it. The user uses it without realising it. What is it?? Email me your guesses! I may give a hint if you ask nicely... The prize: A box of chocolates! (Or something else if you can't have chocolates...)
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Something to watch: Making a marble run from toilet rolls Interesting words
Something to laugh at Q: What do you call a bear with no ears? A: "B"... Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: Between us, something smells... Q: What animal always turns up at a cricket game? A: A bat! The next joke this week comes from Elijah R: Q: Why was the computer so bad at driving A: Because it kept crashing! Thanks Elijah! Remember to send me your funny jokes! Interesting facts about eyes
20 June 2020 is Surf Day! 20 June is Surf Day! Click here for more information about surf day: https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/surf-day/ Competitions Last week, I posted two competitions, with prizes available! So far, no-one has got the correct answers! I've had a couple of incorrect answers. They must be hard...!
Send me an email with your answer(s), and you might be the winner! Otherwise, I'll have to eat all the Kinder Surprises myself... I may even offer a hint if you ask nicely... A comic
Something to watch Here are five quite different and really cool "dominoes" falling... including people on mattresses! And the first one has a surprise ending! Interesting facts
Something to laugh at Q: What does a cloud wear under her raincoat? A: Thunderwear! Q: What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone? A: Bored games! Q: What did the police officer say to his tummy? A: Freeze: you’re under a vest! Got any good jokes? Email them to me and I might use them next week! A riddle This week's riddle is from Josiah D: I have a face but no nose, and hands but no arms. What am I? Email me your guesses! And a prize on offer this week! All correct answers will go in the draw for a Kinder Surprise! (Or something else if your parents won't let you have chocolate...) Last weeks answer: He has married many women... but has never been married. Who is it? The pastor or priest that conducts the weddings! Congratulations to Angela! A competition to enter What is this a picture of? Email me your guesses! And a prize on offer this week! All correct answers will go in the draw for a Kinder Surprise! (Or something else if your parents won't let you have chocolate...) Last week's image: That was Angela (Mrs G)! As a baby! How cute! A cartoon
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